due to foreseen circumstances well within my control, i will be late.

that's just how it is. I own it.

sarcasm..it's how we hug and get through cleaning.

Kitchen and bar towels are time-honored essentials with natural simplicity and versatility..beyond drying dishes and counter tops, these oversized cotton classics are great for more than everyday cleaning - they are perfect for gifting!

Order any 2 towels in the collection and get a 3rd towel for 50% - discount applied automatically in your cart!

Your kids are finally moving out? They need some funny advice and new towels.  Dad got a new grill? He needs his OWN towels that can be bleached out and used again. Grandma's kind of sarcastic?  She'll need to tuck a sly towel onto her table.

Made from 100% Cotton and bleached white, each towel unfolds to a large, 28 x 29 inches in size - although they are lint-free, they're full of fun!  In this size, the words have a smaller footprint, enabling you to fold them up and still see all of the words! (see photo for the difference in size between our large and small towels).

If you'd like to create your own towel,  to customize!

Care Tips: 

• Kitchen and bar towels are made to soak up spills! Of course, you can just drape them as decor on your bar, but chances are, you'll need to actually use them. 
• If you can, let them air dry a bit before throwing in the laundry.
• Wash and dry as normal. Low heat on the dryer works best, and taking them out of the dryer promptly will help avoid some of the wrinkliness - they are cotton!

If you would like to iron them, no problem - simply iron on the back side, away from the vinyl used for the design.